the dude is still there and his fingers are touching my jacket

and i keep laughing to myself and loud enough for people to hear, but he just keeps getting closer

watching peoples mental states deteriorate

a baby near me farted. the opera music in the background went along perfectly to it

truth

i started the bunny death thing YEARS before Andy Riley did. im convinced he found my doodles somewhere and cashed in on my idea. but whatevr. i forgive him i guess.noone would have believed a 14 year old anyway.

also a dude just sat down right next to me which im pissed about. theres clearly enough space around me. he keeps glancing at my screen. can you read this dude? FUCK YOU. go sit somewhere else.

moustache

people dont update their blogs enough

souuuuuuuuuull!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"why dont we sit in a circle and talk about all the dicks we sucked?"- chick at my restaurant (she said it sarcastically though)

once the internet gets back to normal, i will cum back dear bloggy.

but for now im just gonna wait for the REAL stubbs to walk over. there will be stories soon...

THERE IS A MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE STUBBS HERE AND HES STARING AT ME!

But alas, it is not him. this man is clearly american and stubbs is not. oh wellz. better luck next time!