souuuuuuuuuull!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"why dont we sit in a circle and talk about all the dicks we sucked?"- chick at my restaurant (she said it sarcastically though)

once the internet gets back to normal, i will cum back dear bloggy.

but for now im just gonna wait for the REAL stubbs to walk over. there will be stories soon...

THERE IS A MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE STUBBS HERE AND HES STARING AT ME!

But alas, it is not him. this man is clearly american and stubbs is not. oh wellz. better luck next time!

truth is ,everyone loves a romantic

just not a 24 hr, 7 days a week romantic..., .............................................................................................................................YA FEEL ME? .."so what do y'all think, I mean, what're we tryin' to do? Get me a record deal? Cause my label keeps on dropping me cause I keep on gettin' killed but it's like I'm gonna come back!... I'm gonna come back! "

and they come thinkin' it's gonna be all scary and shit, but in fact, that house is also fo' sale!

broken enggg


i no understand. i see weird. something weird. something is mystery.

i see small world getting smaller and arrows pointing closer and closer towards me. There are more opportunities but more obstacles in the way of them. if i plow through, i risk losing these opportunities.. for good. if i stay still, theyll pass me by.

i have one distinct vision in place, an almost impossible one and its bright as shit and it's becoming a problem because its blinding and so bright that i can't see anything else. so much room for failure, victory seems like asking for too much. there is no logic behind all of this, nothing makes sense, i'm making judgements simply off what i can see. this is going to become a very very big problem for me if i lose

it is fashionable to hang out near geysers

hanging out near geysers is like natures way of hanging out at a bad neighborhood in the city. riskayyyy. lets go get drunk at the geyser! throw our brewskis while the thing is goin wild!

i just hit the internet lottery today !

and it sucked. it was not what i expected. i did not get the answers i thought id find, but i did in fact get some personal information that i didnt really want to know. kinda like when youre looking for some money in your room but you find an old video game instead. except THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE. more like youre looking for a lost unpaid open container ticket in your room but instead you find an even more expensive, lost, unpaid medical bill.

but this is weirder cuz its a coincidence AND A SHITTY ONE. the world is so disgustingly small