renfield: oh spazz, i smashed one of the expensive vases again!
spazz: good god.
renfield: yes and on Mr.s pennywether's foot!
spazz: she won't come back.
renfield: but i can make it up to her.. i can make it up to her spazz! i can offer her some ice cream... and maybe she'll offer me a job! or a home! ill ask her if she needs some companionship... or a loyal dog.. me!
spazz: renfield no! dont make things so awkward!
renfield: i dont get what you mean spazz
spazz: Renfield, our job here is to polish expensive vases for the wealthy. NOT get involved in their personal lives unless they ask us to
renfield:but i can ASK her to ask US to...if she'd like! ....... oh spazz, .. i mean, Master Spazz, maybe i borrow 200 pounds?
spazz: 200 POUNDS? FOR WHAT??
renfield: to buy a new expensive vase but for myself. i want one similar to the vase i broke tonight. i want one just as elegant. oh and spazzz, can you help me sweep up these shards? i know you have things to do, its just well, the hinges on my wrists havent been oiled in so long and i make quite a squeak whenever i need to do wrist-twisting.. in fact when youre done, you can oil them for me too!
spazz: hinges?? you have hinges????
renfield: well of course, you didnt really believe i was 100% human did you?
spazz: i guess i was mistaken
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