me no trusty

fake smile and random throw-at-me invites? embellished description of a suspicious mini vacation. its been done before hasnt it? take me away will you? lock me up would you? do things i probably would not like have you? it was good of you to try though. it all sounds so nice, something someone with a smaller brain would fall for. it was a pleasant description and i do need a vacation. but who are you?